As you know, I am an Internationally Certified Sex Educator. You also know that I am Certified Hypnotist, specializing in Sexuality. This week, after waves and waves of “Please blackmail me” emails, I’ve decided to add to my ridiculous list of qualifications, because really, why not? For some time, my standard go-to in heavy blackmail […]
Tag Archives: Dominatrix
January
19
New Kink I’m Into: 2016 Is for “Loving Extremism”
posted by Ms. Yve Desclos
Ever-Evolving List: I want to blast radical feminist music into your ears while you just worship my feet. Like, I want to force you to think about the patriarchy while you are on your knees. Learn to truly hate yourself in a way that goes far beyond your unending desire to suck cock or whatever […]
January
19
I Don’t Want You to Spoil Me
posted by Ms. Yve Desclos
… because you have terrible taste and it’s a god-awful burden to open these ugly presents. I know, I know. Young ladies like gifts and it’s very impressive when you buy them things. I understand I’m breaking the rules here. But. I don’t need your money, because I already used your fucking money to start […]
April
11
Financial Domination Is A Right, Not A Privilege
posted by Ms. Yve Desclos
I am officially considering all financial domination RESTITUTION from the patriarchy for literally every moment of difficulty women have faced in your fucking quagmire of entitled garbage. You owe us. You don’t owe us as a game, or a joke – you fucking owe us. You owe us 23 cents for every hour we have […]
April
10
Double Damage w/ Mia Parker (Session Pix!)
posted by Ms. Yve Desclos
Recently, Mia and I agreed to have an impromptu session with a friend of ours, who had been a very good boy, and wanted to earn his sea legs. Activities included but were not limited to: Spit play, anal fisting, anal fucking, bondage, caged t&d, foot worship, boot worship, ball stretching, playful humiliation, urethral sounding, […]
November
11
Goddess Worship Is For Plebs
posted by Ms. Yve Desclos
Can you please not use boring, overdone titles for me, dudes? Just fucking don’t. I’m not a fucking Goddess, okay? I am not fictional. This is not make-believe about magic beings who live in the sky. And I’m not a goofy fucking teenage Pagan who wears shitty pentagram necklaces. God is dead and I have […]
October
19
On Dating Men:
posted by Ms. Yve Desclos
Oh look. My relationship with every man on earth. But I mean, I like it this way, you know? I love knowing you’re wanting it so hard you’re ready to cry, meanwhile I’m busy daydreaming about everything I do when I don’t have to look at you. Perfect, soul-crushing longing and rejection. But Ms. Yve, […]
