Elevate your pedestrian fetishes.

Psychosexual Dictator Extraordinaire. Tyrant. The Tenth Muse. Mindfucker. Soul-Stealer. Mad Hatter of Hypnotists. Edukated Soapboxer.

I offer unqualified and unlicensed dentistry.

(Just kidding, guys! I’m a totally qualified, unlicensed dentist.)

The Lowdown:

I have been a lifestyle pervert for one thousand years, and a Pro for exactly 56 hours and not a second longer. It has treated me well. You may remember me from such locations as “The Internet,” “Some Events,” and “That Dungeon.”

I love what I do and I’ve been pushing myself to excel just as much as I’ve pushed my devotees, subs, and slaves to do the same. Equal effort, equal rewards, no?

I am a Seasoned, Unapologetic Humiliatrix. My newly-invented term for this is HuMilitant.

I am a Cunt. I will be hard on you.


I am a ProudSex Worker.

I read a lot. I pursue many interests. I collect many things. (You can probably find pictures of my antique collections on this site, if you look hard enough.) I also travel whenever possible, because it’s fucking fun, and my camera is too nice to waste on staying home.