the psychosexual Dictator

Lmao honestly. Every inbox I have has been locked because of course. I have spent 48 hours fixing all this. *** Update it was like four days in the end and I lost a ton of emails, so if you emailed me and I didn’t reply, just send the email again.

yvedesclos@pm.me (or yvedesclos@protonmail.com but they go to the same place)

Or for $500 (or more!) you can have my Telegram handle I guess, but I’m reasonably sure I don’t want you in my phone. (Once you are in there, we aren’t charging per text on some shitty platform, so you are front-loading your pay, duh.)

I would like to stress here that you need to ASK before tipping for my Telegram. Don’t just send payment and expect an open door. I really only want the long-haul boys in my phone, or those hoping to be.