March 28

Accepting Applications for Porn Slave

Because I’m not a selfish monster, I pay for the pornography I consume.

I’m sitting here asking myself why someone else isn’t?

I want a porn slave. I want you to pay other sex workers, that you do not have the privilege of engaging with, for me.

In return, you may have custom, unedited, one minute foot clips like, eh, once a week or something. Just for you.

This exchange will not be financially advantageous for you. You may however enjoy a rare personal connection with me. This is akin to being my house slave, but it is available remotely.

You may not ask what adult content I have an interest in, but I will tell you that if given half the chance, I will fuck your wife behind your back.

Email something literate and human to me for consideration.