Appeal to My Sense of Entitlement
This is where I’m supposed to write “SPOIL ME PIG!” right?
Too bad, I’m not going to. I think that shit it stupid.
Instead, I am inviting you to buy me tasteful gifts or send griploads of money. Let me give you some pointers…
- Please don’t try to buy me jewelry on your own. Ask first.
- I love vintage books. Good ones, though. If you send me some bullshit by the Bronte sisters or Jane Austen, I will personally hunt you down and rip your skin off.
- My cats love presents. I love my cats. Do the math.
- I will always, always accept charitable donations made in my name as a totally valid gift. Ask me for a list of my favorite charities!
- LUSH bath bombs are fucking great. Avoid things that smell like food or candy. Flowers and spicy scents are good though!
- Dress size 8. Medium in tops. Size 10 shoes. 34C. If you want to buy me lingerie What Katie Did and Coco de Mer are preferred. (You can actually buy me pretty much anything at Coco de Mer and I will be happy.)
To send ca$h: