Tag Archives: niteflirt

July 18

Call to Cry, Cry to Cum. (In That Order)

It’s a beautiful Friday afternoon, my life continues to be perfect and luxurious, and to celebrate I’m kicking my feet up, waiting for you to call and make me laugh. It’s easy, all you do is call me HERE and then, you know, be your usual sad-sack-of-shit self, and I will giggle myself silly.   […]

July 16

To All My Fans…

You little shits are so great. You’ve waited literal years to be able to speak to me again regularly (sorry, yo, grad school!) and you are calling me, all fucking excited, and it’s perfect. I know you’ve all been lost in an endless desert without me, but I am here, as a fucking exquisite oasis, […]