March 02

Nests Built By The Rarest of Birds: The Dominatrix Raptor

This is going to sound like the blog of some boring housewife, but seriously, it’s all I’ve been thinking about – because, you know, I have to (see this post,) and I might as well go for the gold right?

I feel like I mostly want to accommodate a 1970’s conversation pit (complete with too-much-velvet and Brutalist light fixtures) with a floating fireplace (in which I will burn your sense of self worth) and a highly-functional kink space beneath the surface of the earth (just a little) to quietly crush the hearts of men in. Is this reasonable?

The answer is YES.

I have the world’s most patient and polite domestic slave waiting to help me out with painting and finishing touches if I ever find the right house and boy-oh-boy am I getting impatient.

My eventual house warming party will be so, so good.

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Looks expensive, right? Keep in mind, Ms. Yve, hilariously, is great at building stuff. (Who do you think refurbished all that kink furniture and built all those great dungeons in the past ten years? You think I trust a bunch of dumbass men to perfect my home? Fuuuuuck that.)