Holiday Gifts (Gimmegimmegimme!)
You want to get me something I will really like?
Prepay for my ink here.
Or my salon trips here.
Call, prepay for whatever you want to gift me, and just tell them my name. They will apply a credit or make a gift card I can pick up.
My Amazon wishlist is available, but frankly I prefer the above. Those are the things that keep me looking good when I’m naked, which I know you want to support.
And yet again: Donations made in my name totally count as gifts. Just furnish proof, and I will thank you openly and with great joy. This year, I am supporting the Capital Area Humane Society here in Columbus, who just started a new low-cost program that will greatly reduce the number of strays via spay/neuter and screening for diseases.