Goddess Worship Is For Plebs
Can you please not use boring, overdone titles for me, dudes? Just fucking don’t.
I’m not a fucking Goddess, okay? I am not fictional. This is not make-believe about magic beings who live in the sky. And I’m not a goofy fucking teenage Pagan who wears shitty pentagram necklaces. God is dead and I have killed him. Please drop the deity garbage.
I’m not a Queen, because I wasn’t born into my power, and certainly wasn’t married into it. I’m not that undeserving or lazy.
I’m a goddamn Dictator. It says so right above this entry. You see that?
Let me help you understand:
- a ruler with total power over a country, typically one who has obtained power by force.
synonyms: autocrat, absolute ruler, despot, tyrant, oppressor, autarch“a regime that has survived under one dictator for more than forty years”
- Many dictators don’t usually call themselves dictators (although a few have). They can be presidents, prime ministers, chancellors or even monarchs. These rulers come to be known as dictators by the way that they wield their power. Although their regimes vary widely, most dictators have at least a few things in common. They don’t usually come to power through free constitutional elections; they often take control during coups d’etats, revolutions or states of emergency; and they have absolute, sole power over their state.
- Ms. Yve
- Your Excellency
- My Tyrant
- Beautiful Tyrant
- Great Tyrant
- And so on.
- I’ll even take Chancellor, Prime Minister, and Ms. President.
- Queen is alright, maybe, possibly, if you are in favor of me getting to the throne by murder and deceit exclusively.