October 03

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Holy shit, I’m totally into beards now…

According to all my recent erotic dreams about men being really into buying me expensive hor d’oeuvres and wanting to rub my feet, while looking longingly into my eyes, this is my new dream-hunk:

ginger beardo 1 ginger beardo 2 ginger beardo 3 draper beardo beardo 2 beardo 3 beardo 4

This is fucking weird, because, well, I’ve never been into beardos, to my knowledge, but now all I want is for them to have giant crushes on me and sit at my feet looking pretty.

Please submit a headshot with your application, gentlemen.