July 17

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FUEL (for the burning fucking furnace that is the oppressive Ohio heat)

My most recent adventure (with the gentleman you may recognize from photos here, Orlando,) was to FUEL.

PlyWood Budget Drag Show / Male Strippers (that strip like the dancers in Magic Mike.)

Except, you know, all the patrons are upstanding gentlemen and not bored, sexless suburban moms.

FUEL, I love you, and I will come to you as often as I can, no matter how hot, sweaty, and weird you get.

unpenis

 

*UPDATE* – On my most recent excursion to FUEL, I took along two friends (other than Orlando.) The first was the beautiful vixen in green you can spy in my event photos, who I’m just going to go ahead and call Poison Ivy, and the second was a shy but courageous young woman who is new to BDSM, Anna.

Anna, blushing and all, gave her first stripper (male or female) ever a dollar for his astonishing head-stand-twerking. She was an adventurous, great sport about the whole thing. It takes a lot to call ME asking for an initiation night out into the world of kink and sex. (This was very cute, actually. I met her at a munch and all the boys swooned over her and cooed in her ear. A couple days later, I got an email from her, apparently because of her “uncontrollable urge to please” me. Unexpected but welcome!)

Poison Ivy magically got these dancers riled up and they basically impregnated her at our table. (I promise to help raise the baby!) Turns out, she is really, really into strip clubs. WHO KNEW? She didn’t, certainly, and yet we were all enjoying the expressions (and sounds) of absolute unadulterated joy coming from her personage, like a kid at the circus for the first time, except with huge black cock all over the place.

We were also conned into all going on stage for a drinking contest that was a hilarious mess, because none of us drink, but our leopard-print-catsuit-clad drag queen hostess was amazingly flexible about the whole thing.

Summary: The fun starts around midnight, but please go there earlier and buy drinks and SUPPORT LOCAL BUSINESS. Also, if you are a forced bi kinkster and want told what to do, I will happily meet you there and pop your fag cherry.