Ms. Yve, Doctor of Fucking in 3… 2…1…

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Hello Everyone!

I bet you fucking missed me. Hard.

But fear not! After a great many complications, and strange adventures, I am reopening the Pandora’s Box of my internet existence.

There are a million updates I could give you, truly. Here is the most important: I have been having fun. So much fun. Ridiculously obscene, decadent fun.

Other than some major travel, which you will probably see photos of, I have taken my super extravagant talents for Domination to the next level. (I leveled-up. Pew pew!)

But Ms. Yve, what does that mean? Well, little Johnny, it means that I have been pursuing a formal education in human sexuality.

If you have served me, spoken with me at any length, or followed any previous internet adventures, you have perhaps noticed that I am into sexuality as a whole. It’s an intense personal interest and favorite line of inquiry. – But I am also a proud Sex Worker – and I felt that the crossover of Sex Educators, Sexologists, Sex Coaches, etc. and Sex Workers was not big enough. I want to see more people (there are definitely some, don’t worry too much) who are neck-deep academically and professionally, in the trenches, not just in the office. *Please note here that I am going to do my best to eventually give you a comprehensive list of other amazing people who have experience in both worlds.* In brief, my reasoning here is that both forms of experience are really rich and informative, but there are some big gaps, often, in what one professional may learn at work and what the other may. If you blend them, however, you create a Sexual Intelligence Juggernaut.

Right now, I am on the cusp, down to the day, of receiving my certification in Sexological Hypnotism and Associate’s Degree in Sex Education. Next up, Certified Sexologist, and hopefully my Masters in fuckin’. (Wish me luck!)

But Ms. Yve, what is Sexological Hypnotism? Little Johnny, you are so inquisitive! I will make a post especially for this soon, so that you may understand.

For now, just keep an eye out here, and feel free to lurk the shit out of all my profiles and feeds. Try to keep up, I dare you.